
Once upon a time a priest is walking down a lonely road on a hot day when suddenly out of the bushes jumps a wild looking man with a gun. The man says to the priest, "I have killed 99 men, and you will be the 100th."
The priest says responds, "I am ready to die; but please before you shoot me, give me a little water to drink. I am so thirsty."
The murderer is confused for a moment, but then directs the priest at gun point to his campsite in the bushes where he gives the priest a cup of water to drink. As the priest is drinking the water, the murderer suddenly dies of a heart attack. At that moment angels from heaven come to escort the soul of this murderer to heaven, but the demons also arrive to contest for the man's soul.
